Hello blogets and blogettes,

Sorry for days of silence. No, I did not break up with you, I've been dealing with a crashed hard drive (my computer, not me) and I have finally reinstalled everything, except I-Tunes, which is giving me error code hell.
Which means there's nothing new on the I-Pod and which means I can't take advantage nof all those free download coupons my favorite barristas keep giving me at Starbucks.
Laura Nyro's 'Stone Cold Picnic' is having its fling on my sound system right now. My neighbors are probably heaving a sigh of relief I'm giving Hawaiian music a rest.
Ha. A brief rest kids, don't get your hopes up.
In my absence from the e-world, my man Kiefer Sutherland has been sentenced to 48 days in the big house (yowzer!) and Britney Spears seems to come out of Stupidland to try and prove she's a sustainable adult in an effort to gain more access to her kids.
'My Hawaiian Song of Love' has taken longer to finish than i expected, but I intend to deliver it to my publisher today. If she's still speaking to me.

Until tomorrow, eat all your veggies and make sure you leave the house in clean underpants,


Aloha oe,


A.J.