Hi there my darling Christmas tykes,

I just elfed myself!

Don't worry it's not a strange sexual position, it's a fab website that allows you to turn yourself into an elf. Here's the link:

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1157292093

The dumb things one does waiting for a plane...I'd post the pic here except that even my computer laughed at me. Hard to feel sexy about yourself when you look like a great big goofy green thing. Works for Kermit, works for the Incredible Hulk, not for me, A.J. writer of saucy, sexy, sizzling tales of erotica.

 

Maybe I'll go back to the drawing board and see if I can't paste my face on Randy Spears' body or something. A writer of sex should look like a sex god, I think. 

Fly Me to the Moon comes out in six days!!

Aloooooha oe,

A.J.