Red Velvet
Hi everyone,
I am back in Hellay - oops, I mean L.A.and am posting this blog way later than I intended. I am on Beth Wylde's Yahoo Group hosting an all-day author chat day and I am having a lot of trouble getting emails to and from people.
Thank you Yahoo!
so far the talented and gorgeous author Savannah Chase and talented and big weekend award-winning author D.J. Manly have showed up to show some love.
Thanks guys, you rock!!
My book Fly Me to the Moon came out on Saturday and I am suffering a seriously bad attack of PHS Syndrome.
This is a serious illness, PHS Syndrome, Promo Ho Syndrome.
And women think they got it tough with PMS?
Oiks...they do when they get both on the same day!!
PHS is a debilitating malady with some dangerous side effects. It is an affliction peculiar to writers whose books get published and need to be promoted in order to sell.
Symptoms are: an urge to type, an urge to be inventive, original and clever. For some writers, the illness also exhibits other manifestations: the desire to tell hopefully funny stories and serious neglect of loved ones. The dog looks at me with seriously sad eyes and I keep typing.
Oh, I got the condition bad today...
My current side effects include terror, anxiety, excitement, unwashed hair, mounting email messages and I, A.J, have developed an obsession with Red Velvet cake. I never tried it until yesterday.
My friend, the talented artist Cindy Bennett had a holiday party at her Chinatown gallery and there they were. These innocent looking red cakes with cream cheese frosting.
I no longer need a man. I need. I want. I love. I have to have.
Red velevet.
I have two stolen, tantalizing leftovers lurking in my fridge, a promise to myself for indulging my affliction, of stroking the muse.
Sorry dog, you're on your own...I'm sick I tell you. I'm a promo homo.
Aloha oe,
AJ

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