Ringo-a-no-go
Current mood: pugnacious

Hi everyone,

I am so devastated by Heath Ledger's death that I have been looking for something...anything to lift me out of my doldrums and then I heard today that Ringo Starr walked off the set of Regis And Kelly because they wanted him to trim his song Liverpool 8...so that Kelly Ripa could talk about her ass!

Yes, a living legend, a former Beatle, is asked to not let the music play on so we can hear some skinny actress crap on (oops bad choice of words there) about her non-existent fat ass.

I have one of those, so I know of whence I speak...

Anyway, now that I have managed to depress myself all over again thinking about my own real fat ass let me just add this: I've watched The Secret over and over again.

The Secret, like Kelly, is full of crap.

I have followed the om but I have learned a tragic truth: visualizing having a skinny ass and wishing on it and believing it and blah blah blah...has not produced results!

Shocking!

Methinks I might have to get off said fat ass and actually exercise or something. but I'll keep visualizing another month or so, just in case. Maybe these things take time.

But I digress...

Asking a Beatle to shorten his song is rude. Just plain disrespectful. I think he should have karate-chopped Kelly to the windpipe...oh, I'm confusing him with Russell Crowe...

I need another cupcake.

Aloha oe,

A.J.

Currently listening : Nostalgia By Amy Hanaiali’i Gilliom Release date: 02 November, 1999